Years ago we heard of the legendary porn mine that had a huge stash of wank mags hidden deep inside. Getting the odd snippet of information here and there, we gradually narrowed down the mines location, and after spending hour upon hour stalking the countryside, we found what looked like an old adit. Parking up in the local dogger's car park, we grabbed our tools, trekked over, and started digging. Luckily the Scotch Urbex Krew (S.U.K.) were nearby and able to offer a hand...
After many hours we broke through as night fell
Once inside I stuck my head down a side road and shouted "Shit a fucking brick, I smell porn!", as the reek of old pornos wafted along with the bad air
Crawling down we soon made it on to the main roadway, untouched for fifty years since it was last worked
With it being half flooded, we headed down another side road towards the modern workings
The reinforced roadway led to a collapse that had to be dug through
12ft of thick clay!
Then we were into the modern workings complete with rakes of tubs
And tools galore
This was all becoming a distraction from what we had came looking for, so when we found this shaft, we knew what would be down it
Only a stash could be at the bottom of this
We came across the sign - Buckfast bottles. The drink of choice of Scottish wankers
We raised our lamps and couldn't believe what we saw. Yes, it was the secret cache of masturbation material. Although it had been well used a couple of the guys still knocked one off. This is what exploring is all about
After many hours we broke through as night fell
Once inside I stuck my head down a side road and shouted "Shit a fucking brick, I smell porn!", as the reek of old pornos wafted along with the bad air
Crawling down we soon made it on to the main roadway, untouched for fifty years since it was last worked
With it being half flooded, we headed down another side road towards the modern workings
The reinforced roadway led to a collapse that had to be dug through
12ft of thick clay!
Then we were into the modern workings complete with rakes of tubs
And tools galore
This was all becoming a distraction from what we had came looking for, so when we found this shaft, we knew what would be down it
Only a stash could be at the bottom of this
We came across the sign - Buckfast bottles. The drink of choice of Scottish wankers
We raised our lamps and couldn't believe what we saw. Yes, it was the secret cache of masturbation material. Although it had been well used a couple of the guys still knocked one off. This is what exploring is all about
