Talking of mummies and people who are a little out of touch with reality you may enjoy this anecdote...
Tonto and I have a mummified hawk from the cult temple dedictated to Horus at Sakkara. When the cache of mummies was excavated the Egyptian government released a number onto the market and then we bought it from an antiquities dealer. It is dated to around 500BC.
Being curious peeps we decided to have the mummy x-rayed so Tonto rang the local vets to see if they would do it. Whilst working out the price to do the x ray for us the girl on the other end of the phone actually asked the vet if it would need an anesthetic...
True story!