Draining can be dangerous beause . . .

[SiteOne]

go to the hospital and say you stepped on a rusty nail a few days back, acn i have a *** for tetanus please...should sort it out there and then if ya lucky...

 

[zimbob]

go to the hospital and say you stepped on a rusty nail a few days back, acn i have a *** for tetanus please...should sort it out there and then if ya lucky...

Yeah it's pretty much standard at A&E now, certainly was when I turned up with a nail through my foot

I wasn't so amused when I rolled up my sleeve and they asked me to drop my trousers

'It's just a little prick with a needle' they told me...

'I know what I'm looking at, it's what you're going to do with it that worries me...' I replied.....

Boom-boom

Apparently you no longer get the arm shot because it makes your arm numb, I'd sooner a numb arm than a numb arse

 

[foz101]

If you wade around in that much poo, eventually you'll be up **** creek, with only a used sanitary towel for a paddle.

 

[wolfism]

Steve Duncan's a lucky chap … that could have turned into cellulitis or something even worse. Thank Fleming for antibiotics …

 

[**Mudlark**]

Yeah it's pretty much standard at A&E now, certainly was when I turned up with a nail through my foot

I wasn't so amused when I rolled up my sleeve and they asked me to drop my trousers

'It's just a little prick with a needle' they told me...

'I know what I'm looking at, it's what you're going to do with it that worries me...' I replied.....

Boom-boom

Apparently you no longer get the arm shot because it makes your arm numb, I'd sooner a numb arm than a numb arse

LMAO!!!
i think thats why they now say 'sharp scratch....'

 

[RichardB]

LMAO!!!
i think thats why they now say 'sharp scratch....'

I'd noticed that

I've had needles in some unspeakable places over the years, getting a needle in the arm or arse is a doddle for me now.

 

[bungle666]

when i worked in the quarries we used to get a tetanus *** as part of our 2 yearly medical!! lol

as you say, a shot in the arse!! and a numb bum for the rest of the day!!

reminds me though its 7 years since my last one, i must get in and get it done!!


B..

 

[ukmayhem]

God i'm gonna be sick