The Goodbye Konrad Paddle O' Death
After spending a night on Fort Darnet last summer, we really wanted to get back out and see Fort Hoo as well. We initially aimed to get a load of people over and do a big camp out, but the plan went **** up when we couldn't confirm an exact date to do it on, what with the uncertainty of Konrad's return, etc. Push came to shove and we ended up doing a day trip at the last minute on a week day to give Mr.K a bit of a send off before he leaves us again.
I drop by early in the morning to grab Konrad. He's been down the pub the night before and is dead to the world. An hour of hammering on the door, ringing the door bell and shouting "WAKE UP MR.BALLZ" through the letter box in front of his elderly neighbours isn't working. I manage to requisition a step ladder from the shed and an old mop sitting by the back door and proceed to tap on the bedroom window with the mop handle. Finally, he's up! We rig the car with bars and strap the kayaks on top. It's taken some time, but it'll all be worth it! We get on the water, the single kayaks (as opposed to the tandem we had last time) are tracking and moving really well and everything goes great until we actually actually get on the island. The place was so stupidly overgrown that we couldn't get access. In our shorts and t-shirts it just wasn't going to happen. All I'm going to say is we've been having similar issues with thick brambles and nettles at a lot of different sites this summer! We circumnavigated the island to try and find a better way in, stopping at different sides of the island, but still we couldn't get through the foliage. Time was ticking away, but we decided we wanted to get something done, so we agreed to go over to Darnet for a cup of coffee at least! We had about an hour and a half before the tide would start going out again, so we jumped back in the Kayaks and made for Darnet...
By the time we reached Darnet and got inside it was already getting late. However, we were still hell bent on sitting down and getting out of the hot sun for a brew up and a munch. We were keeping an eye on the time and by the time we got up off our arses the tide seemed ok still. We got off the island and the found that the current from the ebb tide had gotten considerably stronger! I then have the crap idea of sticking close to the shore to try and avoid the strong current and the wind. Well, long story short we're beached on a huge sand...or rather mud bar. Konrad loses a shoe and cuts his heel open and we have to push our kayaks in knee deep sludge into the shipping lane so that they will actually float. When we get to the shipping lane, we're truly fighting the current. We hammer it for approx. 1400m across the choppy shipping lane and manage to land on a slipway! A bit more squishy, knee deep silt later and we're back on terra firma, safe!
Ship wrecks. There was a lot of submerged stuff under the water such as concrete and ironwork from barges. We skimmed over them very carefully to avoid getting stuck or thrown out of our vessels.
Coffee, vape, MoD Steak & Veg
Just before the start of the mad paddle back!
Big ups to Konrad for supplying the kayaks and for his good company for the day. Video will be on the General Urbex Videos thread sooner or later.