Spent 40 mins laying prone and very still in stinging nettles while plod and his mate set up an o.p. on a neighbouring block, they were less than thirty feet from me and one level higher. I was sitting " relaxing" with my own special blend when I heard them shuffling behind and above. I took an unusual shape and went face down and just stayed there until they left.
In Tate n lyle site millwall, ninjaing around the inter floor pipework - had a team of demo and security on a walk around on the floor below, well I didn't know....I slid down a pipe right in front of them, the first few blokes **** themselves as this grey ghost slid effortlessly from the floor above straight by to the floor below, heh. Funny times.
Once in a defunct bank in barking the plod arrived with dogs. Up onto the roof, again lay still - puddle this time. Torchlights blazed across the torso, the dogs were telling them I was there but they missed me....
Phyzer factory I.o.d. Security must've called plod, me and one other were seven storeys up and surrounded, heh. On the ground were approx six or seven vehicles.... No worries.stairwell sprint to level 1 and big leap of faith into a close tree, I made it no probs, me mate er, didn't.lolz. He couldn't hold on, dangled a bit n fell, his moaning n laughing brought em over double quick, I was in the tree adopting a tree like pose ? 12 foot above, I couldn't stop laughing as three or four coppers flopped on me mate, I gave in here and joined in the scrum below, dropping in right ontop of it all, so funny. So funny. Yeah we got nicked but it was so funny...I blamed him, he blamed me, funny.
I got loads of funny events such as this, I sincerely wish to thank to o.p. for jogging me memory, ta.