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Hogweed man:arghh:, I got a blister on my left shin and knee and another on my left hand. Bloody itchy. Must've got them that day I was in that stupid quarry at Redford. Need to go to the Docs for some cortisone pills and seemingly the blisters leave scars!

Ahh man, I came across some giant hogweed in Scotland when I was a kid. Cannot remember where exactly but that stuff is evil!
 
Well at the moment I look like I tried to vote for the MDC!!

Must be my age I seem to bruise a lot more easily now I am past 30 :cry: half of my right leg is lovely shades of black,purple, blue,red and yellow!! :sick: and that was just getting over some moderate fencing!! No skirts for me at work this week!
 
When I was out at Bangour I was in villa 25/26 and I was walking up the stairs and it was pitch black so I couldnt see anything (as my pal forgot the torch:neutral: ) so there was a hand towel dispenser on the stairs but it was broken and I sliced my leg open. I've still got the scar.
 
Dontcha love scars, gives a person character.
When I'm old and can urbex no more, I'll be able to tell the grand-kids about my adventures thanks to my scars.They're like a map of life.
 
If you know the drain holes you get aroung old military instillations, about 12" x 18". Well I was not really looking were I was going and my left leg ended up in one. Anyway it takes a hell of allot for me to bruise.


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I make no apologies for the hairy leg. I'm a mountain biker not a roady.


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And the back of mt leg.
 
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i have had the odd scratch...
I did nearly drown though, I was trying to get into lion mills (soham) and i steppedinto the mudd and started sinking i (thankgod) managed to get my camera and lenses onto the bank but my phone and psp went to they great electronics store in the sky.:( i suppose the water/mud came upto mid/upper chest. I laugh about it now i had to walk all the way back home with no shoes and covered in stinking mud.:mrgreen::lol:
 
I haven't had anything exciting happen to me the most ive had is scratches and bruses

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Kinda boring in comparison
 
That looks gash. Ahem. Sexy new avatar, looks familiar :mrgreen:

I've never had anything exciting, just a dodgy ankle numerous bits of ripped clothing and i invariably manage to get tiny but annoying glass cuts on my hands whenever I climb anything.
 
I see the rose bushes have started using rulers now!
 
Haha :p yeah but when my leg's straight its a perfect semi-circle :)
 
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In own house!

Not exactly an Uberex injury but still this is what happened when i fell through my own front door!

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total of 37 stitches internal and external, 4 hours in theater to repair the tendons and arteries and months of physio!

Dont mess with glass :mad:
 
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That's going to leave a scar. I hope you haven't lost any dexterity.
Not so groovy.
 
About a year and a half ago, I was climbing over a fence to explore a closed fun fair. The way in was OK but on the way out, slipped and jabbed the top of a spikey fence right into my armpit.

Trying to explain that to the hospital staff was more than hilarious, I think I made their night.
10 stitches it took though :(

Also, whilst not an injury I was once mailciously chased by two clowns in a transit van for trying to explore a circus that had pitched up on a local field. Not cool.
 
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I was once mailciously chased by two clowns in a transit van for trying to explore a circus that has pitched up on a local field.

I'm sorry, but that's just made me spit my coffee all over the pc. :lol: Visuallising two clowns in full make up and dress chasing after you in a transit. That's just class :lol::lol::lol:
 
Don't tell me they had the music going and a bubble machine on the van! :mrgreen:
 

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