Massive bruises from pretty much every urbex I've done.
Twisted knee from first Urbex with Faz, refused to give in to gender stereotypes and leapt off a wall.
Broke a couple of toes on my first explore (5 years ago) tripping over... my foot.
I've got a rare medical condition so all my joints dislocate easily, so on pretty much every trip out I lose a wirst, or a hip, or something. Especially ROC posts. Ladder + bendy wrists = sliding against back of shaft not using hands
Fell through a staircase once.
Fell two storeys from scaffolding onto a heap of sand. Only injury was an eye infection.
And, of course, the usual rose scratches, glass cuts, and splinters.